Chat with S, 1/27/10
- S: L! We need to get some guns, AK's, rockets and bombs!
- me: Why, S?
- S: To fight the devil.
- me: Oh yeah? Where is the devil now?
- S: We are going to bring him up. That's why we need guns, AK's, rockets and bombs!
- me: Ok, S, I will get on that for you.
- S: Really?
- me: No.
Chat with D, 1/26/09
- D: Yo, Mr L, bra, give me a contract for a Marshall's gift card.
- me: .......nah.
- D: Yo, Mr L. Bra. Give me a contract for a Marshall's gift card or I will fuck up your car.
- me: D, that's not how this is supposed to work and you don't know which car is mine.
- D: It is a Honda.
- me: ...
- D: It is green.
- me: Damn. Well, and I am in no way condoning this, but if you are going to smash the windows, be sure to get the windshield.
- D: OK. But you can't tell nobody.
- me. D, if you smash my car windows, I am tellin all sorts of everybodies.
- D: Dats cold.
- me: No, it isn't.