“This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.” —ConanOBrien
K now I'm curious what your job is because you always post the funniest, most bizarre conversations. If you're concerned with keeping it anonymous, you can just email me I guess.
I work at a school for severely emotionally disturbed children.
Chat with D, 2/17/10
- D: Mr L, come over here an give me a hug before I straight gas you.
- me: That is an incredibly inappropriate way to ask for a hug, D, but ok just so I don't have to get "gassed."
“I fucking hate Nate Robinson.” —Sometimes We Mean It.
“I believe there will ultimately be a clash between the oppressed and those doing the oppressing. I believe that there will be a clash between those who want freedom, justice and equality for everyone and those who want to continue the system of exploitation. I believe that there will be that kind of clash, but I dont think it will be based on the color of the skin.” —Malcolm X (via secrets0ciety) (via likealeopard) (via lmntal)