April 2010
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March 2010
37 posts
An open letter to conservatives →
Dear Conservative Americans,
The years have not been kind to you. I grew up in a profoundly Republican home, so I can remember when you wore a very different face than the one we see now. You’ve lost me and you’ve lost most of America. Because I believe having responsible choices is important to democracy, I’d like to give you some advice and an invitation.
First, the...
Bobby Big Wheel: It appears that elections and the... →
It appears that elections and the workings of our democracy including the idea that the losing party respect the outcome of elections appear to be alien concepts to today’s GOP. The idea that the minority party represents the “will of the people” (not some of the people, but “the people”) is…
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unrevolutionize asked: Ok one, I seriously love how you chronicle your epic conversations with this J. He sounds like such a complex character.
and two. I'm back in the Bay Area! Do you wanna hit up the Missouri Lounge either tonight or Wednesday? Let me know when you're free and my girls and I will come out!
and two. I'm back in the Bay Area! Do you wanna hit up the Missouri Lounge either tonight or Wednesday? Let me know when you're free and my girls and I will come out!
Chat with J, 3/19/10
me: So, J, I am pretty sure that you assaulted four people today.
J: Didn't, who?
me: Well, me for starters. Twice.
J. No I didn't.
me: Yes J, you did. Remember, this morning you punched me in the arm and chest because I wouldn't let you punch R.
J: That doesn't count!
me: Yes, yes it does.
J: But I didn't mean to punch you!
me: I feel you on that. Still counts though.
J: ...My mom says that Denny's is the only food place open when you come home from the club.
me: Your mom is correct.
Low Light Low Life by P.O.S
Chat with J, 3/17/10
me: J, your expectation right now is to sit quietly against the back wall.
J: And?
me: And nothing.
J: And?
me: And?
J: And?
me: And?
J: And?
me: And?
J: And, burritos.
me: Yup, pretty much.
Chat with R, 3/18/10
R:
me: Hey, that's where I'm from.
R: Where?
me: Massachusetts
R: There is no Massatwoshits!
me, Yes, there is.
R: Where!
me: Right there.
R: Fuck you, lying asshole!
The Midget Hooker
I finally saw my neighborhood’s elusive midget hooker while she was getting booked for solicitation. Life complete.
Go Outside by Cults
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Stolen
My car’s passenger side mirror was stolen tonight. Random. Not cool.
Road to Riches by Atmosphere (Cuts by DJ Plain...
Good Morning by Rogue Wave
This graph wins. →
I’ll Be OK (feat. Slug) by Aesop Rock
Chat with J, 3/4/10
J: Mr. L, I am havin a good day! I did all my work and stayed in program!
me: That is awesome J, I am really proud of you.
J: Thanks, will you tell my grandma?
me: Of course I will, man...Wait a sec, are you still gonna shank me for telling your grandma about the weed?
J: Oh shit! I forgot about that. I hate you! Fuck you! Don't talk to me!
me: ok.
J: But will you still tell my grandma about today?
me: Sure.
Wilco: The Sandwich Shop →
Sky Blue Sky is the name of Wilco’s sixth album. It’s also the name of a cozy sandwich shop on Bloor Street West, right in the heart of Koreatown. When owner Chad Comfort decided to open up shop last fall, he settled on the Wilco-theme by chance. And now all of the sandwich names on the legal-paper-sized menu are affectionately named after Wilco songs, from “We’re Just...
TwentyFourBit: Blind Melon Members Prep Shannon... →
Guitarist Christopher Thorn and other surviving members of Blind Melon are crafting a documentary in honor of late former frontman Shannon Hoon to be released in conjunction with this year’s 15th anniversary of his death on October 21, Rolling Stone reports. (Incidentally, that date will…
Chat with B, 3/1/10
B: I'm gonna run in the road.
me: Horrible idea.
B: I'm gonna run in the road and get hit by a car.
me: Super horrible idea.
B: This is all your fault because you said I couldn't go to school today.
me: This isn't helping your cause.
