WASHINGTON—Overwhelmed by the frustration of being utterly unable to solve any of the numerous difficult problems it faces, a worn-out nation finally broke down Thursday morning and begged its smart people to please just fix everything now.
People don’t want handouts. It’s not a class uprising and they don’t want civil war — they want just the opposite. They want everyone to live in the same country, and live by the same rules. It’s amazing that some people think that that’s asking a lot.
There are lots of reasons we’re excited to be launching the Obama 2012 campaign’s new Tumblr today. But mostly it’s because we’re looking at this as an opportunity to create something that’s not just ours, but yours, too.
We’d like this Tumblr to be a huge…
Let’s be honest. No matter what you think of the job this guy is doing running our country, he is just simply a way better option than any of those other assclowns.
K:[15-year-old, illiterate, attends school about 33% of the time, wearing a pink shirt]: You know, you ain't gay if you wear a pink shirt unless you act gay. You gay if you wear a tie-die shirt anytime. But you ain't gay just cuz you wear a pink shirt, this shirt ain't gay. Andre fuckin' gay though no matter what shirt he wear.
"A Democratic primary for President - to bring America face to face with aborted babies"…Wait, what?
Yes, that is correct. Apparently, veteran anti-abortion activist Randall Terry is mounting a Democratic primary challenge to President Obama in 2012. In part to have the chance to be a gigantic buzz kill and run graphic, fucked up TV ads showing aborted fetuses during next year’s Super Bowl. Does this guy know how to party or what?