We found out that we were having a baby in Truth or Consequences, NM. I can’t really think of anything that was a bigger truth or will have larger consequences than this.
Fuck Steve Jobs.
My mom called me in California to tell me that she was ok after an earthquake struck 500 miles away from where she lives in Massachusetts.
I just made a drink with homemade watermelon infused vodka, lavender simple syrup and lime. Called it “date rape.” The wife was not amused. I am probably going to have to stop saying shit like this when I have a kid.